How to Survive the SNOWPOCOLYPSE...

Hey, if you live somewhere up in the north central part of the US, you are most likely being pounded with snow or have been pounded. Some of the snow, sleet, and rain coming is pretty ridiculous. But relax, because here is how to survive the Snowpocolypse.


1.Always check the forecast before and after the storm.You definitely need to know how much snowy damage has became of your house or neighborhood.

















 2.Have Fun, Unless its -50 degrees outside. When you check to forecast, make sure its safe to go outside. If its hard to decide, both check for later, and also make your own judgement. If not, you could end up like this guy.











3. If there are wither penguins, polar bears, or yetis outside of your house, you are probably in the ice age and have to realize that is is probably very cold and you must find a very warm shelter. If you don't you will probably die.






4. Don't go out onto the frozen lake in a pickup truck. (Or any car at that.) Rather find a way to walk on safely if you need to go onto it. It can all be explained through this equation.

10,000 pound truck + 200 pound person ≠ Ice that holds about 300 pounds.

5.Don't leave anything important outside. If you read books outside and leave it out during the snowpocolypse, your not getting your book back. If you leave some pop outside to chill, your going to soon have a POPcicle. So you, see, don't leave important stuff outside. It could come back to haunt you. I left my sister outside and I never saw her again. (Thank the Lord)




So these are some tips on how to survive the Snowpocolypse. I hope these have came in handy, and yah.

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