How to survive in SKYRIM (SKYRIM Tribute)

Well, I've been playing SKYRIM and I have some tip on how to survive the wonderfully horrible but beautiful landscapes of SKYRIM.

1.Have a bad-ass theme song that everybody will enjoy. HOLY CRAP, I think Dovakiin has one.

Also, who cares how you took a freakin arrow in the knee!!!

Anyway, (Sweet Music huh)

2.Know what your doing. Have you seen some of those players out there. I swear some are retarted.

Yah, and this is one of my multiple stacks of evidence. Not the fact that the poster if funny, (Actually Freakin Hilarious) but its the fact that the fighter is in all iron armor. What the heck, whoever is playing him will eventually get massacred.

3. Dragonborn dosent mean you can steal anything. Other people have to eat too.

Have you ever been at a dinner table with a celebrity. Well neither have I, but I figure thats because their so full of themselves. Same with some players on Skyrim. People in the game aren't jsut meat sacks you can easily kill. Treat the game with respect, it took a long time to make.

4.Get married.

If you haven't heard, its true. You can get married in SKYRIM. But the cool thing is your wife opens a shop and gives you free money. Not only that but why not do somthing you can't actually do playing this game.

So those were some tips on how to survive in Skyrim. Hopefully this comes in handy for you nerds who play.