How to catch a Leprechaun... (March 1st special)

YOU WILL NEED...

• Net
• Lucky Charms (Bait) 
• Shotgun 
• Gold
• your Wits
• Chainsaw

 Your Objective
 Not only do you have to catch the Leprechaun, but you have to interrogate it to tell you where the gold it. If it doesn't tell you where it is, actually kill it. The secret is, you may not get the money from the Leprechaun, but you get money from finding the first leprechaun.
OK, for the reference, most Leprechauns look like...
(NOW THE IMPORTANT PART)
How to catch a leprechaun

1. Know what your looking for. There are research videos and important studies done to tell what to look out for. The best footage we have ever gotten from the LCA (Leprechaun Catching Association) is this. 
2. Be able to catch a leprechaun. If your not skilled enough or just too dang FAT, than don't. I mean, if it means that much to you, (All the Fame and Fortune) than just simply wish it all came to you. OR loose some weight fatty.
3. Finally, know the leprechaun, feel the leprechaun (U PERVERT!!!), and follow the leprechaun. Know its habits and ways, this will allow you to know how to catch a  leprechaun.
 

So NOW YOU KNOW...

 

(Next Week: How to survive through YOUTUBE)