Saturday, February 11, 2012

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

Have you ever seen the cheesiest movie in the world? You know, either bad special effects or a very stupid plot. Well there are a few, from "Attack of the  50 Foot Woman", to "Them", to Krazy Klowns from Outer Space". 
  

These are all pretty bad movies. So here are my tip on, HOW TO SURVIVE REALLY BADLY MADE MOVIES!!!

1. Find the positive things about the movie. Whether the ending was OK, or Harrison Ford plays a good role. Check these things, they may make the movie a lot less excruciating. 
(from the movie CHRONICLE. An amazing movie...)

2. Always check how long the movie is. If its 3 hours and 57 minutes, don't watch it unless you want to waste 4 hours on a movie. Oh, and just for a movie not to watch, its about 240 hours long. THATS 10 DAYS!!! 

3.If its actually the worst movie on Earth. (The Blob. Just saying) Fall asleep. This may be helpful to waste time and end the horrible consequence this movie has thrust upon you.

So there are some tips on how to survive a very badly done movie. I hope these tips helped you. So yah!!!

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