2. Know that the reason your farting rainbows is because someone spiked you breakfast/lunch/dinner. So next time you eat, check for drugs.
3. If you don't know why your farting rainbows. Ask a doctor. Although they may ask to operate and possibly probe every part of your living being, at least you'll eventually have a reason.
4.Rainbow Farting people are very rare and in some cases, go absolutely crazy. There have been crazy cases where people will even believe their unicorns.
5.If you are rainbow farting 1-2 times a day. You need serious help. Go to your local drunk. Drunks may seem stupid, but the stupid stuff they do is actual strategic ways to prevent themselves from farting rainbows.
6.IF you are farting a rainbow only once a month or so. Just pour some sour milk into your buttocks and it will cure it right up.
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