(Happy Holiday) How to survive in Santa's Workshop

1. Remember to bring a present for Santa. He won't actually let you in without a present. It would be pretty awkward to show up in the middle of the North Pole without a present for Santa. He would probably leave you in the freezing cold.

2. Bring expedition food that won't freeze in the winter. If you bring water, you are stupid. Bring a dairy queen treat, or bring a food that's meant to be frozen. It will last you longer than just having to wait.











3. Make sure you believe in Santa. If you don't and you go to his workshop. You aren't proving anything to anyone, the only thing you proved is that you are an idiot.

4. If you are beginning to become accustomed to Christmas music and hot coco. You have been in Santa land TOO  LONG.

5. Make sure you have a way to get home. If you don't, you may end up in a bad situation. I'll tell you, I don't want to be Santa's elf.