how to survive ANIMAL STYLE (LOT MORE PICTURES)

If your an animal, you have to survive no matter what. You get fed or feed yourself, and its literally a dog eat dog world out there. Well if your an animal, here are some tips on surviving.

1. Survival of the FATTEST
Usually its survival of the fittest, but in this case. If your looking to survive a harsh MINNESOTA winter. Then you need a lot of food to keet that fat up and survive.


2.Always know when your times up...
If you know in the animal world your about to die. Have some fun, us humans can learn a lesson in having ANIMAL fun. S oif your about to die. Finish that little animal bucket list of yours.


3. Know how to survive in the human world...
In the human world, humans kill animals. Its the sad truth. In America, Dogs, and Cats don't need this rule. But if your another animal, get yourself around the fact your an animal, find a way to live among us. If not, your dinner.


4.Get into human sports.
In the human world, we have sports. If you know that dog from AIRBUD, you may get this rule. Be into human sports. If your a monkey and you can play badminton, im pretty sure instead of killing you, humans may actually begin to treasure you.
 

5. Know that not all animals are your friend, EVEN YOUR OWN KIND.
Some animals suck when it comes to this rule, but please, know that everyones not on your side. Some lions eat their own cubs to gain leadership of the pride, this is a good example of this rule. Know everyones not your friend, and you will get very far in the animal world.


WELL, thats the tips for how to survive, ANIMAL STYLE. I hope these tips may help you one way or another. I am now writing weekly so see you next week...