TIme Traveler Rules.

OK, if you watch those time traveler movies. They always have some very weird shit... I mean, Back to the Future, his mom wants to do him. THATS SO MESSED UP... So here are some rules on being the best time traveler.

Rule #1

PLEASE, don't end up making out with your MOTHER!!! How can I stress it enough. Making out with your mom is probably the dirtiest thing you can do to yourself. IF your one and only goal in time traveling is to make out with your mom, you should just go die in a hole.

Rule #2

Don't go into the future. I mean, if you go, what will there be. You will just be the ugly freak who doesn't know what a DWX is or anything.

Rule #3

Don't bring anything back from the future. Although good cheating on scores of football games may be involved. This is an absolutely retarted move. I mean, traveling into the future just to get some football scores is the dumbest thing ever.

Rule #4

Time Travel is very dangerous. SO please, be careful who you bring. If you bring Shanana or DeShawn back to the 15th century, they will likely be turned into slaves.

Rule #5

No fixing mistakes that you made. I mean, nobodys perfect, so why should you be. IF you do fix a mistake, it will probably alter all aspects of time as we know it and they will become you greatest fault.

Rule#6

No killing people or stopping people from being killed. John F Kennedy died for out country, please leave it that way,

And finally...

Rule #6

No killing or stopping people from being killed. John F Kennedy died for our country, leave it that way...