Monday, October 31, 2011

Halloween Special: SERIAL KILLER

OK, guys. If you ever find a scary severed head in your basement, suspect a serial killer. So, here are some survival tips for this very occasion.

1. Never go make out in the woods, IN FACT... Never GO INTO the woods. The killer is very likely able to find you, no matter how thick the woods are...

2. Don't run, its not worth it. No matter how fast you run, the killers going to catch you. So if your only option is running, screw it, your dead either way. (Unless the killer has a scream mask, they seem to be clumsy.)

3. Killing the killer is nearly impossible. So just a warning, if you kill the killer, he probably won't be dead, in face, he will try to kill you for vengance. So, if it comes to it, don't kill the killer, you can't.

4. When a killer is going to kill you, you will get slashed a bunch, be able to crawl, but right before you get to the phone, he will kill you.

5.If a serial killer has you trapped in a room, where you have to kill someone to survive. Just sit in the room, people will probably come for you eventually.

So these are some survival tips... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

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