Olen surkea laamoja ja minulla on myös ruokinta Haettu Barbie ja hänen ystävänsä.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Translated stuff that is very cool.
我恨所有那些白痴絕對討厭我了很多仇恨犯罪。哈，你可以吸我的桃子。小子，我是一個性感的芒果。我想你找出這意味著什麼。如果沒有，你申請到最附近的麥當勞，因為那將是你這樣一個可怕的白痴lamest和最佳的工作。
Olen surkea laamoja ja minulla on myös ruokinta Haettu Barbie ja hänen ystävänsä.
אני מריח בוריטוס ומוות. למה אני שונא את פנדה ואת הילדות הקטנות. Thats זה כך מבולגן. אני מתכוון לזה כל כך הרבה, חשבתי להרוג ברבי ולהאכיל אותו הכלב שלי
Olen surkea laamoja ja minulla on myös ruokinta Haettu Barbie ja hänen ystävänsä.
You know your having a bad/fatal day when...
1. Your car is being chased by homing missiles.
2.Your super buddy is being a dick...
3. Everybody's against you...
2.Your super buddy is being a dick...
3. Everybody's against you...
Monday, December 12, 2011
(Happy Holiday) How to survive in Santa's Workshop
1. Remember to bring a present for Santa. He won't actually let you in without a present. It would be pretty awkward to show up in the middle of the North Pole without a present for Santa. He would probably leave you in the freezing cold.
2. Bring expedition food that won't freeze in the winter. If you bring water, you are stupid. Bring a dairy queen treat, or bring a food that's meant to be frozen. It will last you longer than just having to wait.
3. Make sure you believe in Santa. If you don't and you go to his workshop. You aren't proving anything to anyone, the only thing you proved is that you are an idiot.
4. If you are beginning to become accustomed to Christmas music and hot coco. You have been in Santa land TOO LONG.
5. Make sure you have a way to get home. If you don't, you may end up in a bad situation. I'll tell you, I don't want to be Santa's elf.
2. Bring expedition food that won't freeze in the winter. If you bring water, you are stupid. Bring a dairy queen treat, or bring a food that's meant to be frozen. It will last you longer than just having to wait.
3. Make sure you believe in Santa. If you don't and you go to his workshop. You aren't proving anything to anyone, the only thing you proved is that you are an idiot.
4. If you are beginning to become accustomed to Christmas music and hot coco. You have been in Santa land TOO LONG.
5. Make sure you have a way to get home. If you don't, you may end up in a bad situation. I'll tell you, I don't want to be Santa's elf.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
how to survive ANIMAL STYLE (LOT MORE PICTURES)
If your an animal, you have to survive no matter what. You get fed or feed yourself, and its literally a dog eat dog world out there. Well if your an animal, here are some tips on surviving.
1. Survival of the FATTEST
Usually its survival of the fittest, but in this case. If your looking to survive a harsh MINNESOTA winter. Then you need a lot of food to keet that fat up and survive.
2.Always know when your times up...
If you know in the animal world your about to die. Have some fun, us humans can learn a lesson in having ANIMAL fun. S oif your about to die. Finish that little animal bucket list of yours.
3. Know how to survive in the human world...
In the human world, humans kill animals. Its the sad truth. In America, Dogs, and Cats don't need this rule. But if your another animal, get yourself around the fact your an animal, find a way to live among us. If not, your dinner.
4.Get into human sports.
In the human world, we have sports. If you know that dog from AIRBUD, you may get this rule. Be into human sports. If your a monkey and you can play badminton, im pretty sure instead of killing you, humans may actually begin to treasure you.
5. Know that not all animals are your friend, EVEN YOUR OWN KIND.
Some animals suck when it comes to this rule, but please, know that everyones not on your side. Some lions eat their own cubs to gain leadership of the pride, this is a good example of this rule. Know everyones not your friend, and you will get very far in the animal world.
WELL, thats the tips for how to survive, ANIMAL STYLE. I hope these tips may help you one way or another. I am now writing weekly so see you next week...
1. Survival of the FATTEST
Usually its survival of the fittest, but in this case. If your looking to survive a harsh MINNESOTA winter. Then you need a lot of food to keet that fat up and survive.
2.Always know when your times up...
If you know in the animal world your about to die. Have some fun, us humans can learn a lesson in having ANIMAL fun. S oif your about to die. Finish that little animal bucket list of yours.
3. Know how to survive in the human world...
In the human world, humans kill animals. Its the sad truth. In America, Dogs, and Cats don't need this rule. But if your another animal, get yourself around the fact your an animal, find a way to live among us. If not, your dinner.
4.Get into human sports.
In the human world, we have sports. If you know that dog from AIRBUD, you may get this rule. Be into human sports. If your a monkey and you can play badminton, im pretty sure instead of killing you, humans may actually begin to treasure you.
5. Know that not all animals are your friend, EVEN YOUR OWN KIND.
Some animals suck when it comes to this rule, but please, know that everyones not on your side. Some lions eat their own cubs to gain leadership of the pride, this is a good example of this rule. Know everyones not your friend, and you will get very far in the animal world.
WELL, thats the tips for how to survive, ANIMAL STYLE. I hope these tips may help you one way or another. I am now writing weekly so see you next week...
Friday, December 2, 2011
HOW TO SURIVE A rainbow fart...
1. Realize that the fart is straight up LIGHT. This light is and/or could be potentially dangerous. So, please, don't fart rainbows.
2. Know that the reason your farting rainbows is because someone spiked you breakfast/lunch/dinner. So next time you eat, check for drugs.
3. If you don't know why your farting rainbows. Ask a doctor. Although they may ask to operate and possibly probe every part of your living being, at least you'll eventually have a reason.
4.Rainbow Farting people are very rare and in some cases, go absolutely crazy. There have been crazy cases where people will even believe their unicorns.
5.If you are rainbow farting 1-2 times a day. You need serious help. Go to your local drunk. Drunks may seem stupid, but the stupid stuff they do is actual strategic ways to prevent themselves from farting rainbows.
6.IF you are farting a rainbow only once a month or so. Just pour some sour milk into your buttocks and it will cure it right up.
2. Know that the reason your farting rainbows is because someone spiked you breakfast/lunch/dinner. So next time you eat, check for drugs.
3. If you don't know why your farting rainbows. Ask a doctor. Although they may ask to operate and possibly probe every part of your living being, at least you'll eventually have a reason.
4.Rainbow Farting people are very rare and in some cases, go absolutely crazy. There have been crazy cases where people will even believe their unicorns.
5.If you are rainbow farting 1-2 times a day. You need serious help. Go to your local drunk. Drunks may seem stupid, but the stupid stuff they do is actual strategic ways to prevent themselves from farting rainbows.
6.IF you are farting a rainbow only once a month or so. Just pour some sour milk into your buttocks and it will cure it right up.
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