TIme Traveler Rules.

OK, if you watch those time traveler movies. They always have some very weird shit... I mean, Back to the Future, his mom wants to do him. THATS SO MESSED UP... So here are some rules on being the best time traveler.

Rule #1

PLEASE, don't end up making out with your MOTHER!!! How can I stress it enough. Making out with your mom is probably the dirtiest thing you can do to yourself. IF your one and only goal in time traveling is to make out with your mom, you should just go die in a hole.

Rule #2

Don't go into the future. I mean, if you go, what will there be. You will just be the ugly freak who doesn't know what a DWX is or anything.

Rule #3

Don't bring anything back from the future. Although good cheating on scores of football games may be involved. This is an absolutely retarted move. I mean, traveling into the future just to get some football scores is the dumbest thing ever.

Rule #4

Time Travel is very dangerous. SO please, be careful who you bring. If you bring Shanana or DeShawn back to the 15th century, they will likely be turned into slaves.

Rule #5

No fixing mistakes that you made. I mean, nobodys perfect, so why should you be. IF you do fix a mistake, it will probably alter all aspects of time as we know it and they will become you greatest fault.

Rule#6

No killing people or stopping people from being killed. John F Kennedy died for out country, please leave it that way,

And finally...

Rule #6

No killing or stopping people from being killed. John F Kennedy died for our country, leave it that way...

A group of Viking Fans (We're very dedicated)

       Warning we are very dedicated and mad because the Vikings lost to the Pack... So here's a list about how to survive all of us pissed of people. (Rather be pissed off than pissed on.)


1. Don't like Packers. (Why any whey?) If your looking to survive, liking Packers will probably make you a Vikings fan next dinner...

2.Know the players. If you think Justin Beiber is a singer, he's also a Viking fan, and thats what matters to us...

3. Most Viking fans won't make exceptions to other teams. Rival or Not. There are almost no allies to the Vikings, Except maybe the Lions. Their OK...

4. Vikings are the most amazing team ever made. If you don't live in Minnesota, their still the best. So yah...

5.Adrian Peterson is like the Viking God, Jared Allen is the other god. Get it straight or go home. Only player who is on another team you can root for is Sidney Rice. He's still amazing.

Superhero Rules on How Not To Be A Jerk

   Superman, unlimited powers, no limits, always stopping crime. WHAT A JERK!!! Well of COURSE he's going to stop the criminal. He has no limits to power. Super speed, strength, agility, and can shoot freaking lasers out of his eyes. So why praise him for doing nothing, showing no courage, and stopping crimes our own police can stop. Because we need someone. So, I decided, we can have heroes on our Earth, but there should be some guild lines.

Superman Rule: Please, do not be all powerful. When you watch a game of football, and the score is 2,000,000,000,000-0, You stop watching. Why not stop watching Superman...

Batman Rule: Don't be goth. Why the hell do we watch a hero that kicks some butt, then goes home and cuts himself with his butlers shaving razor. It really annoys me.

Green Lantern Rule: If powers are "Stricken apon you". Please check the details. Its like buying that sugar from the guy in the alleyway by your house. You don't know its sugar, but you take it anywhey...WHY!!!

Spiderman Rule: Please, don't tell your girlfriend about your powers. Because in the long run, the only actual reason she hasn't broken up with you is because you have powers.

Thor Rule: If you have a weapon, please, don't use a hammer. I mean what does he think, he strikes fear into people by waving a magical hammer around. I don't think so. HEY THOR, try a samurai sword.

Wolverine Rule: Always be a bad-ass.

Wolverine Rule 2: If you always kick butt, please don't wear yellow and blue spandex. If you ask me, that's embarrassing.  Spandex, seriously. He looked good before with the whole jacket thing. Which he ruins any whey because he always rips it with his claws.

The Hulk Rule: If you only have powers that develop because of anger, please don't watch scary movies. Nobody wants to be caught in a psychotic rage because you decided to watch Halloween or something.

The She-Hulk Rule: Please, don't copy other heroes. This makes you look like an extreme idiot.

The Thing Rule: Read SHE HULK...

Chuck Norris Rule: Always have a signature move. For Chuck Norris, the round-house kick. I heard that his round-house kick could leave shoe prints in your skull.

Shazaam! Rule: Don't turn from kid to man in seconds. This is a horrible thing. There's always that second or so that you go through ALL of puberty, and that sucks.

The Flash Rule:Never have a symbol that doesn't represent your power... Lightning=Electric Power. If he wants a symbol, try a race car or a roadrunner.

Naurito Rule: If the world knows your a ninja, your not a ninja.

Green Hornet Rule: If your sidekick is better than you, find a worse sidekick. That's just embarrassing.

Bob Barker (AWESOMEST MAN EVER) Rule: Always have a sweet TV show.

Captain America Rule: Of your about to kill your nemesis, don't take 2 hours to do it. People watching you have lives they need to get to.

So, these are some very important powers and rules. If you add them all together, they should look a little something like this.





So try the rules out... Who knows, you to might get lucky.